Sex toy reviews from a discerning chap


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Review: Pulse for Hot Octopuss

I received a Pulse from Hot Octopuss recently, in return for a review.  The Pulse is a toy that was launched recently and has been touted as the world’s first “guybrator”.  At the very least, that’s a bit of a fib as I’ve had a...

December 17, 2013

Chastity Device

Review: Metal Worx Cock Cage for

It’s  about time I checked out another chastity device. At least, that’s what I thought when Sex Shop 365 emailed and asked me if I wanted to review anything.  I’d actually been asked the same question by a lot of new companies...


Review: Nalone Pulse for Lovehoney

This review is a little bit late. I had hoped to be one of the first to review one of these things, but I received it the same time I received the keys to my new house and, well, I’ve been a bit busy. But it’s still...


Steel is sexy

It’s been a while since I took any sex toy photography.  In the mean time, here’s a shot I took a while ago. It’s of a chastity device called the “Cock Trap” which consists of a long urethral sound...


Review: Envy Athletic Fit Brief for Bondara

Behold, the new underwear range by Envy! I was told about these a while ago by Bondara and had been looking forward to them for months before they finally arrived.  I kept pestering them, asking when they were due in so I could...

Chastity Device

Review: Birdcage Chastity Device

I know, I know… It’s been ages since I reviewed a chastity device! I’ve been meaning to write more on chastity for a while now, but reviews of this sort require a lot more research, testing and time spent than...


Review: Nexus iStim

The Nexus iStim has been an interesting toy.  It’s caused me to be frustrated and infuriated, but has also caused amazement and joy. I was excited to receive it from Nexus, as I’d recently reviewed the ElectraStim F...


Review: VërSpanken for Sex Health

The VerSpanken is a funny toy. Chris from Sex Health had been asking me about them for ages and I finally caved in and agreed to test drive one.  It’s a new masturbator from Big Teaze Toys, designed to stimulate the penis...

August 23, 2013

Hybrid Toy

Review: Nexus Revo 2 for Lovehoney

The Nexus Revo has been on my radar since the beginning.  I remember Nexus telling me about it before the launch and that it was very hush-hush.  I never pestered them to review one though as I’d had so many toys from the...

Hybrid Toy

Review: Fun Factory Duke for Simply Pleasure

The Fun Factory Duke is a toy that’s been on my radar since it was released, but I haven’t had the opportunity to review one, until now.  I was lucky enough to be emailed by Simply Pleasure recently and asked if I&#...