Sex toy reviews from a discerning chap


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Review: Prestige Electro Cock Ring for ElectraStim

The ElectraStim Prestige is a brand new cock ring that’s just been released, today in fact, the day of publishing.  I was lucky enough to be sent one by ElectraStim themselves, in exchange for test driving it and giving i...


Balcony Butt Plugs

I took this photo on holiday, recently.  I was relaxing on the balcony, wondering which butt plug to wear when I thought it would make a fun photograph! Can you name all three toys? If you want to see who else is taking photos ...


Review: Tantus P-Spot

The Tantus P-Spot is the first toy I’ve used in a long time that’s actually inspired me to write a review.  I bought this one myself*.  Normally, I save bought toys until last.  I have toys bought years ago that I still haven’t...


Review: DOMINIX Deluxe Adjustable Spreader Bar for Lovehoney

For a two cuff spreader bar, it’s hard to find fault with the 20” Dominix Deluxe Adjustable Spreader Bar with Heavy Leather Cuffs.  I don’t normally start a review with a summary, but I’m struggling to think of ways to keep you...

May 6, 2014


Review: Fleshlight Flight for Lovehoney

The Fleshlight Flight – the new Fleshlight with a “stylish, aerodynamic design and discrete insert”.  Really Fleshlight? Aerodynamic? I’m not saying the original Fleshlights are perfect, but I don’t think anyone, anywhere...

February 23, 2014


Male Chastity Day – February 15th 2014

In case you’re not aware, February 15th 2014 is the first International Male Chastity Day! It started out in a conversation between a couple of Twitter users, @Keyheld and @ChastityLife247 who had the brilliant idea of a ...

Chastity Device

Review: Exobelt V1 for UberKinky

I’d like to start this review by mentioning that it’s in aid of Male Chastity Day, which is on February 15th, the day after St. Valentine’s Day.  It’s a promotion run by UberKinky (and I think possibly a...

February 12, 2014

Butt Plug

Review: Jewel Butt Plug for

I’d been wanting another stainless steel butt plug since I was sent the Njoy Pure Plug to review a couple of years or so, ago. So when Sex And Metal contacted me asking me to suggest something I’d like to review, th...

February 3, 2014

Chastity Device

Review: CB-6000 Chrome Edition for

Regular readers of this blog will know I’m a bit of a chastity fiend.  I know that sounds a bit paradoxical, a sex toy reviewer who wants to limit their orgasms, but trust me, it’s a lot of fun!  I like to think of ...


Review: Envy Black Mesh Thong for Bondara

I’ve been meaning to review this pair of underwear for a while and, as Bondara have them in their latest sale, I thought it would be a good time! Just to be clear, Bondara did send me these (and a bunch of others) in exch...

December 23, 2013