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Chastity Device

Review: Holy Trainer

This review really has taken a while. Not just a couple of hours. Weeks. Months, even. I bought this device over four months ago and I’m only now putting the finishing touches on to this review. It’s not that itR...


Photo: Lovehoney Model of the month…again!

I have had the honour of receiving the Lovehoney Model of the Month award again! I won it way back in 2011 with this photo and this time I won it for my shot wearing the Blue Line Sheer V Neck Top, which is below. Jess was kind...

October 13, 2014

Cock Ring

Review: Metal & Silicone Cock Ring for Ann Summers

As far as I can tell, the Metal and Silicone Cock Ring from Ann Summers is a unique product. I know cock rings have been made from metal and silicone in the past but, until now, I think they’ve all been silicone rings with meta...

September 30, 2014


Review: Bondage Boutique Beginners Soft Ankle Cuffs for Lovehoney

OK, so I was sent these Bondage Boutique Beginners Soft Ankle Cuffs recently by Lovehoney (in exchange for this review) and, well, they’re not at all bad. I’m always a little sceptical about toys, particularly BDSM products, on...

September 3, 2014


HedoVibes Round Up #57

Photo courtesy of Ruffled Sheets Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real re...

September 3, 2014


Review: ElectraStim Silicone Noir Sirius

First off, I should point out that the Noir Sirius was sent to me by ElectraStim in return for this review. Right, now that’s out of the way, I can start writing the good stuff. Up until recently, there was only one electrosex ...


Review: Barcode Kostja Black and White Jock Strap for UberKinky

I was so glad to receive the Barcode Kostja Jock Black and White after my last underwear post. UberKinky sent them to me in exchange for this review. They’re much more ‘me’ than the wide collared Super Girl st...

August 12, 2014


Review: Blue Line Sheer V Neck Top

It had to happen eventually. One of these days someone was going to send me some underwear that looked ridiculous. OK, ridiculous is probably a bit strong, but sadly I’m not a fan of the way this top looks on my physique. I was...


Review: Fetish Fantasy Japanese Silk Rope for UberKinky

I was lucky enough to receive this Fetish Fantasy Japanese Silk Rope from Uberkinky recently, in exchange for testing it out and writing this review. Now, if I’m honest, I was a little sceptical about this, as it’s ...

July 8, 2014


A Pile Of Plugs

I took this photo recently for Bedroom Bondage, specifically for this article on butt plugs. It was actually harder to shoot than I expected.  For a start, I had to choose just a few of the many plugs that I own. Even when I ha...