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Review: Oxballs Atomic Jock Cock-Lock for UberKinky

I saw this advertised a while back as one of the new releases from Oxballs.  I didn’t know quite what to think at first. But then it occurred to me that not everybody is as enthusiastic about chastity, and in particular c...


HedoVibes Roundup #82

Photo courtesy of Miss Ruby Reviews Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real...

April 20, 2015


Review: Icicles #62 Glass Dildo for

I was lucky enough recently to be contacted by Jo Divine and asked if I wanted to review anything for them. I took a look at their website and this stunning glass dildo jumped out at me*. I hadn’t reviewed anything crafte...

March 10, 2015

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Review: Je Joue Nuo remote controlled vibrating butt plug for Lovehoney

App controlled sex toys have been around for a short while now, but this is my first. I nearly bought this toy a while back, when I won Lovehoney’s Model of the Month for a second time, but I opted for the Njoy Pure Plug ...


Review: Tantus T-Rex for

This review is, quite literally, a big one. I’ve reviewed semi big items before, like the Rocks Off Butt Boy and the Njoy Pure Plug 2.0, both of which are about 2″ wide. But this one is a step further. I mean look a...


Cucumber on Channel 4 – Chastity on Mainstream Television

So, you've watched Cucumber / Banana on Channel 4 and are intrigued... Or perhaps you've heard about it in the office and are curious. Or maybe you've just stumbled across this post and wonder what I'm going on about. Well, won...

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Review: Njoy Pure Plug 2.0

I love writing reviews for toys I’ve bought myself. I don’t have the opportunity to do it very often. Not because I don’t buy toys. Quite the opposite. I still buy the majority of the toys I own. It’s ju...


Black As Night

I took this photo a couple of weeks ago whilst taking various shots for my upcoming review. I used my new macro lens for this close up shot in a darkened room. Can you guess the toy? Edit: If you don’t already know what i...

December 2, 2014


The Lelo Pino – Exclusively For Bankers

Recently, I was let in on a secret. A secret product that was being created by Lelo, the Swedish luxury sex toy company. This one, they said, would be perfect for me. Why? I asked. I was told it was designed for city workers. S...


Review: Apollo Alpha Stroker 2 for Lovehoney

I received the Apollo Alpha Stroker 2 in the mail recently from Lovehoney, in exchange for a fair review. It had been a while since I reviewed a sleeve so was keen to try a new one, particularly from a manufacturer other than F...

November 17, 2014