Sex toy reviews from a discerning chap


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Cucumber on Channel 4 – Chastity on Mainstream Television

So, you've watched Cucumber / Banana on Channel 4 and are intrigued... Or perhaps you've heard about it in the office and are curious. Or maybe you've just stumbled across this post and wonder what I'm going on about. Well, won...

Butt Plug

Review: Njoy Pure Plug 2.0

I love writing reviews for toys I’ve bought myself. I don’t have the opportunity to do it very often. Not because I don’t buy toys. Quite the opposite. I still buy the majority of the toys I own. It’s ju...


Black As Night

I took this photo a couple of weeks ago whilst taking various shots for my upcoming review. I used my new macro lens for this close up shot in a darkened room. Can you guess the toy? Edit: If you don’t already know what i...

December 2, 2014


The Lelo Pino – Exclusively For Bankers

Recently, I was let in on a secret. A secret product that was being created by Lelo, the Swedish luxury sex toy company. This one, they said, would be perfect for me. Why? I asked. I was told it was designed for city workers. S...


Review: Apollo Alpha Stroker 2 for Lovehoney

I received the Apollo Alpha Stroker 2 in the mail recently from Lovehoney, in exchange for a fair review. It had been a while since I reviewed a sleeve so was keen to try a new one, particularly from a manufacturer other than F...

November 17, 2014

Round Ups

HedoVibes Round up #65

Photo courtesy of Property Of Potter Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from rea...

November 4, 2014

Chastity Device

Review: Holy Trainer

This review really has taken a while. Not just a couple of hours. Weeks. Months, even. I bought this device over four months ago and I’m only now putting the finishing touches on to this review. It’s not that itR...


Photo: Lovehoney Model of the month…again!

I have had the honour of receiving the Lovehoney Model of the Month award again! I won it way back in 2011 with this photo and this time I won it for my shot wearing the Blue Line Sheer V Neck Top, which is below. Jess was kind...

October 13, 2014

Cock Ring

Review: Metal & Silicone Cock Ring for Ann Summers

As far as I can tell, the Metal and Silicone Cock Ring from Ann Summers is a unique product. I know cock rings have been made from metal and silicone in the past but, until now, I think they’ve all been silicone rings with meta...

September 30, 2014


Review: Bondage Boutique Beginners Soft Ankle Cuffs for Lovehoney

OK, so I was sent these Bondage Boutique Beginners Soft Ankle Cuffs recently by Lovehoney (in exchange for this review) and, well, they’re not at all bad. I’m always a little sceptical about toys, particularly BDSM products, on...

September 3, 2014