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Review: Tantus Severin (Large)

The Tantus Large Severin was my first big toy. It was also my first Tantus toy. I bought it years ago when I first properly started experimenting in anal play. If you read my last review, you’ll know I talked about hearing blog...

Butt Plug

Review: Tantus Ripple

I remember when I first started to become interested in sex toys. It was years ago, now. I don’t mean when I first started using them. I mean when I became properly keen on finding the best and most fun toys. Before then I’d bo...

Butt Plug

Review: Tantus Neo

I’ve had this butt plug for a while. I actually bought it when they first came out so I’ve been using it for a couple of years (I think), but it’s been near the bottom of my list to review as I always try to write about toys I’...

July 11, 2015

Urethral Toy

Review: Sextreme Stainless Steel Ribbed Urethral Dilator for Lovehoney

The Sextreme 6mm Double Ended Stainless Steel Ribbed Urethral Dilator is an awesome toy. If I’m honest, I knew I’d like it the second Jess from Lovehoney offered it to me to review. As you may well know, I’m a huge fan or ureth...


Review: ROCKBOX 2 for Lovehoney

OK, for starters, on the Lovehoney website, the ROCKBOX 2 is always in capitals. I’m not entirely sure why, but it seems a little..shouty. So from thereon in I shall be referring to it as the Rockbox 2. Hope that’s ...

May 27, 2015

Chastity Device

Review: Oxballs Atomic Jock Cock-Lock for UberKinky

I saw this advertised a while back as one of the new releases from Oxballs.  I didn’t know quite what to think at first. But then it occurred to me that not everybody is as enthusiastic about chastity, and in particular c...


HedoVibes Roundup #82

Photo courtesy of Miss Ruby Reviews Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real...

April 20, 2015


Review: Icicles #62 Glass Dildo for

I was lucky enough recently to be contacted by Jo Divine and asked if I wanted to review anything for them. I took a look at their website and this stunning glass dildo jumped out at me*. I hadn’t reviewed anything crafte...

March 10, 2015

Butt Plug

Review: Je Joue Nuo remote controlled vibrating butt plug for Lovehoney

App controlled sex toys have been around for a short while now, but this is my first. I nearly bought this toy a while back, when I won Lovehoney’s Model of the Month for a second time, but I opted for the Njoy Pure Plug ...


Review: Tantus T-Rex for

This review is, quite literally, a big one. I’ve reviewed semi big items before, like the Rocks Off Butt Boy and the Njoy Pure Plug 2.0, both of which are about 2″ wide. But this one is a step further. I mean look a...