Sex toy reviews from a discerning chap


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Review: Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo

The folks over at Hot Octopuss recently asked me if I wanted to review the latest incarnation of their Pulse vibe, the appropriately named “Pulse II“. I agreed of course, as I wanted to see if they had made clear im...

October 31, 2015


A Full Chastity Belt

It’s no secret that I’m a huge fan of chastity and, in particular, chastity devices. Sure, orgasm denial is fine on its own, but there’s just something about being locked in a secure device, unable to become (...


Review: Lelo Loki

I was lucky enough to be sent three, THREE, toys from Lelo. All new, all vibrators, all for anal play. This is the first, the long awaited Loki. Referred to some as Butt Mona, but screw that! From now on I’m referring to ...


Artisanal Pleasure – Three new anal toys from Lelo

They’re finally here! Vaginas everywhere have been going crazy over the Lelo Mona and now everyone can get in on the action. Personally, I’ve been waiting for these for ages. Sick of reading all the “Dump your...

Butt Plug

Review: Tantus Severin (Large)

The Tantus Large Severin was my first big toy. It was also my first Tantus toy. I bought it years ago when I first properly started experimenting in anal play. If you read my last review, you’ll know I talked about hearing blog...

Butt Plug

Review: Tantus Ripple

I remember when I first started to become interested in sex toys. It was years ago, now. I don’t mean when I first started using them. I mean when I became properly keen on finding the best and most fun toys. Before then I’d bo...

Butt Plug

Review: Tantus Neo

I’ve had this butt plug for a while. I actually bought it when they first came out so I’ve been using it for a couple of years (I think), but it’s been near the bottom of my list to review as I always try to write about toys I’...

July 11, 2015

Urethral Toy

Review: Sextreme Stainless Steel Ribbed Urethral Dilator for Lovehoney

The Sextreme 6mm Double Ended Stainless Steel Ribbed Urethral Dilator is an awesome toy. If I’m honest, I knew I’d like it the second Jess from Lovehoney offered it to me to review. As you may well know, I’m a huge fan or ureth...


Review: ROCKBOX 2 for Lovehoney

OK, for starters, on the Lovehoney website, the ROCKBOX 2 is always in capitals. I’m not entirely sure why, but it seems a little..shouty. So from thereon in I shall be referring to it as the Rockbox 2. Hope that’s ...

May 27, 2015

Chastity Device

Review: Oxballs Atomic Jock Cock-Lock for UberKinky

I saw this advertised a while back as one of the new releases from Oxballs.  I didn’t know quite what to think at first. But then it occurred to me that not everybody is as enthusiastic about chastity, and in particular c...