Sex toy reviews from a discerning chap


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Review: Njoy Eleven

Firstly, I’d like to thank njoy for sending me the Eleven to review. It’s been on my list for years and I had been hoping that, one day, somebody would send me one. To my joy, an njoy rep spotted my tweet about one ...

Urethral Toy

Review: Steel Power Tools 10mm Double Ended Ribbed Urethral Dilator for Lovehoney

I was sent this huge sound recently by Lovehoney (thanks, Leanne and Jess!) in exchange for this review. I’ve reviewed sounds for them in the past and they wanted to know what this one was like. I reviewed a sound for Jes...


Review: ElectraStim Jack Socket

This review is a first. Not a complete first, the way reviewing my first anal toy was or my first urethral sound, but it’s close. This particular combination of technology and design is a first*. And not just for me, eith...

March 17, 2016


Review: Ergowear thong

This is a long term review. So long term, in fact, that I don’t believe you can actually buy this particular set of underwear. But the style & form factor are both still very much alive, so I think it’s still wo...

Chastity Device

Review: Behind Barz Chastity Belt

This is a first for me. And I like firsts, so I’ve been looking forward to writing this post for a while. Now, those of you who are familiar with me (and this site) will probably be aware that chastity itself is no new th...


Review: Size Matters MaxTwist Nipple Suckers for UberKinky

Recently, Vikki from UberKinky sent me a pair of these in exchange for this review. In the interest of disclosure, this is my first pair of nipple suckers. I’ve used plenty of types of nipple clamp and other suction toys,...

Hybrid Toy

Review: Nexus Sparta Milking Motion Prostate Massager for Lovehoney

I was really, really hoping this toy would be good. Nexus, after all, have great form with regards to innovation with prostate toys. I gave a few of their earlier toys rave reviews as I loved them and some of their more recent ...


Review: Fantasy by Cara Sutra Beginners Bondage Kit

I was lucky enough to be sent this whole kit by Cara Sutra recently. To tell you the truth, I was going to buy this myself, but she wouldn’t let me! I would have bought it anyway, even if I wasn’t going to review it...


Review: Bathmate Hydromax Xtreme X40 for

This is one of the hardest reviews I’ve ever written. If not, the hardest. JoDivine kindly sent me the top of the range Bathmate Hydromax X40 in exchange for my thoughts on it here. Little did I know it would take a lot m...

December 9, 2015


Review: Lelo Loki Wave

Remember when I reviewed the Lelo Loki recently? Sure you do. It’s here if you don’t. I remember really enjoying the Loki. The combination of smooth silicone, an easy to use control unit on the ergonomic handle and ...