Sex toy reviews from a discerning chap

 


 
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Review: Size Matters MaxTwist Nipple Suckers for UberKinky

Recently, Vikki from UberKinky sent me a pair of these in exchange for this review. In the interest of disclosure, this is my first pair of nipple suckers. I’ve used plenty of types of nipple clamp and other suction toys,...


 
 
Hybrid Toy
 

Review: Nexus Sparta Milking Motion Prostate Massager for Lovehoney

I was really, really hoping this toy would be good. Nexus, after all, have great form with regards to innovation with prostate toys. I gave a few of their earlier toys rave reviews as I loved them and some of their more recent ...


 
 
 
BDSM
 

Review: Fantasy by Cara Sutra Beginners Bondage Kit

I was lucky enough to be sent this whole kit by Cara Sutra recently. To tell you the truth, I was going to buy this myself, but she wouldn’t let me! I would have bought it anyway, even if I wasn’t going to review it...


 
 
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Review: Bathmate Hydromax Xtreme X40 for JoDivine.com

This is one of the hardest reviews I’ve ever written. If not, the hardest. JoDivine kindly sent me the top of the range Bathmate Hydromax X40 in exchange for my thoughts on it here. Little did I know it would take a lot m...
 

December 9, 2015



 
 
 
Vibrator
 

Review: Lelo Loki Wave

Remember when I reviewed the Lelo Loki recently? Sure you do. It’s here if you don’t. I remember really enjoying the Loki. The combination of smooth silicone, an easy to use control unit on the ergonomic handle and ...


 
 
Butt Plug
 

Review: Nexus Ace Large Butt Plug for Lovehoney

This is the best remote controlled butt plug I own. I normally don’t start reviews with sentences like that, but this one really deserves it. Not just for a one reason, either. There are a number of things that make this ...


 
 
 
Vibrator
 

Review: Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo

The folks over at Hot Octopuss recently asked me if I wanted to review the latest incarnation of their Pulse vibe, the appropriately named “Pulse II“. I agreed of course, as I wanted to see if they had made clear im...
 

October 31, 2015



 
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A Full Chastity Belt

It’s no secret that I’m a huge fan of chastity and, in particular, chastity devices. Sure, orgasm denial is fine on its own, but there’s just something about being locked in a secure device, unable to become (...


 
 
 
Vibrator
 

Review: Lelo Loki

I was lucky enough to be sent three, THREE, toys from Lelo. All new, all vibrators, all for anal play. This is the first, the long awaited Loki. Referred to some as Butt Mona, but screw that! From now on I’m referring to ...


 
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Artisanal Pleasure – Three new anal toys from Lelo

They’re finally here! Vaginas everywhere have been going crazy over the Lelo Mona and now everyone can get in on the action. Personally, I’ve been waiting for these for ages. Sick of reading all the “Dump your...