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Review: Nexus Max 5

Kindly sent to me by Nexus, themselves, the Max 5 is one of a range of prostate massagers. It’s one of those anal / perineum combination toys that have become quite common in recent years. This one is just under 5″ ...

August 8, 2011

Urethral Toy

Review: Steel Head Ring with Sperm Stopper from Lovehoney

OK, let’s start off by dispelling any myths… This is *not* a chastity device, it does *not* prevent orgasm and it will not stop you ejaculating. There, that’s better. Now I can begin the proper review. I’...

Chastity Device

Review: The Curve chastity device

This is going to be one of those reviews that splits my audience in half. I imagine that at least half of you will read this think “What the he’ll is Andy doing? Is he mad?!” The rest of you will probably be i...

July 10, 2011


Review: Blue Line Microfibre Thong

Spandex is soooo comfortable!  Who knew?  OK, there’s wrestlers.  Superheros, too, I guess.  Oh, and the cast of Star Trek.  But other than them, who knew?  I certainly didn’t so when I bought this little thong I ex...

June 22, 2011

Hybrid Toy

Review: Nexus O

Firstly, I must say a big thank you to Chloe from Nexus, who has kindly sent me this toy (and more) to review. You can find her on Twitter if you ever have any questions about Nexus products.  I’ve been fortunate to recei...


Review: Tantus Alumina Flow

This is another one of those reviews I’ve been trying to write for a while.  Not for a lack of enthusiasm about the product.  Oh no.  I just wanted to be able to do it justice.  So here goes… I’ve had the Tant...


Photo: Lovehoney Model of the Month

It was my honour this morning, to be given the award of Model of the Month from Lovehoney, the sexual happiness people for the image I submitted when reviewing the PPU Low Rise Thong. I was lost for words!  Here’s the pho...

May 5, 2011

Butt Plug

Review: Crystal Delights Plug

I’d just like to start by thanking Shellie from Crystal Delights for sending me this beautiful toy to review.  I was so excited to be able to review my first glass toy!  I have many hard toys (wood, steel etc.) but I̵...

April 24, 2011


Review: PPU Low Rise Thong

I bought this underwear for its looks. I was quite aware that they may not be as comfortable as my usual Calvin Kleins but I didn’t really care. I wanted to look good. The underwear itself is a small, low rise thong. At t...

April 17, 2011

Butt Plug

Review: Njoy Pure Plug

Firstly, I’d like to say a big thank you to Lovehoney for sending me this to review. I’ve used Lovehoney for the past few years and can vouch for their great customer service. Now, onto the toy. The njoy toy I’...