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Butt Plug

Review: Rocks Off Butt Boy for Lovehoney

The Butt Boy is a million times better than the Rude Boy. I wanted to start with that as my Rude Boy was one of the most disappointing products I’ve tried. I’m still astounded that it ever made it into production,wh...

January 17, 2012

Butt Plug

Review: Fun Factory Bloomy for The Boudoir

I’ve had my eye on one of these for a while. I’ve been a fan of Fun Factory since I bought my Bootie, a few years ago. To this day I can’t think of a single thing wrong with that toy and have been keen to try ...

December 31, 2011

Hybrid Toy

Review: Rocks Off Rude Boy

I’d like to start by stating that, in spite of everything I write after these first few lines, there are some good aspects to the Rocks Off Rude Boy. It’s well made, the silicone is quite nice, the bullet isn’...

December 30, 2011

Butt Plug

Review: Tantus Alumina Pace for

I was hoping to write a snarky review this time. Most of my reviews recently have been very positive. Sure, they’ve had their issues. For example, the REV1000 and Oxballs Cocksling are both made from TPR instead of silico...

December 3, 2011

Chastity Device

Review: Spiral Chastity Device for

I’ve had this Spiral chastity device for a while now. I was lucky enough to be sent one by UberKinky a couple of months ago but I always like to test out chastity devices for a long time before reviewing. Devices like thi...

Cock Ring

Review: Oxballs Cocksling for UberKinky

I was lucky enough to be sent the popular “Cocksling” by UberKinky, recently. This is my first toy review for UberKinky, who are an online fetish store that specialise in BDSM equipment. They are UK based but, have ...

November 17, 2011

Cock Ring

Review: MyTenring Hard Silicone Penis Ring

Firstly, I’d like to thank Chris from for contacting me about this and sending me a Tenring to review.   This device is predominantly designed for those who suffer with erectile dysfunction.  However,...

November 10, 2011


Review: Rev1000

I’ve had to keep quiet about this one… The Rev1000 is released today and I was lucky enough to have been sent one by the good folks at in exchange for a review. I had to wait until today to publish...

November 1, 2011

Cock Ring

Review: Titus Heavy Duty Cock Ring

Recently, I was lucky enough to be sent a huge box of awesome from Titus. Not just a couple of products to review. Literally, a huge box! Amongst the products were a few cock rings and this is the first one I shall review, the ...

October 16, 2011

Chastity Device

Review: Bon4 Plus Chastity Device

After wearing my Curve on and off for about a year or so, I was beginning to think there wouldn’t be any more ‘off the shelf’ chastity devices for anyone with a longer than average penis.  The Curve is the lon...