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Review: Njoy Eleven

 

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Posted August 2, 2016 by

Firstly, I’d like to thank njoy for sending me the Eleven to review. It’s been on my list for years and I had been hoping that, one day, somebody would send me one. To my joy, an njoy rep spotted my tweet about one and arranged it all, recently. I couldn’t believe my luck!

I’ve wanted to review another njoy product for a while. And not for the lack of owning any, either. I bought a Pure Wand a year or so ago, but I haven’t been able to bring myself to review it, yet. It’s ok, but just not quite angled perfectly for prostate stimulation. I always like to be able to recommend something else, in the case of a negative review, but I hadn’t owned a toy similar enough to recommend. Until now.

Firstly, the Eleven is of exactly the quality you expect from njoy. It’s impeccably crafted. It’s one of a handful of toys I want to leave out on my coffee table for all to see. It’s exquisite to look at and absolutely flawless. It’s arguably a perfect toy.

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I must admit, I was, not sceptical, but wary about how good the Eleven was going to be. I had an inkling it was going to be great, but I didn’t want to psyche myself up the way I did with my Pure Wand and end up being disappointed. When it arrived though, it made me love it instantly. It wasn’t like the Tantus Severin that took literally months to enjoy (although now it’s my most used plug). It wasn’t even like the T-Rex that took a couple of goes. This toy was instantly amazing. Like the Fun Factory Bootie, it felt like it was designed for me, personally, the second I inserted it.

I remember it vividly. I booked the day “working from home” as I was hoping it would arrive. I spent the morning sitting at my laptop in the kitchen wearing just a towel, waiting for the courier to arrive. When it did, that was it. Work was over. It was ‘me’ time. I quickly fetched a bottle of Sliquid Sassy and moved to the bedroom where I had the entire floor space to myself. I don’t know about you, but I don’t like using anal toys on a soft surface. I’m fine with them being used on me! But I find it awkward to use them on myself if I’m not 100% stable. I never, for example, play with dildos or vibrators in bed. Plugs? Sure, as they require no manipulation. But anything that needs finagling? Not a chance. I need somewhere firm. Somewhere with a lot of space. Where I can stretch out or lay down if I need to. For this reason, my dildo usage is probably a 50:50 split between the wetroom and the bedroom. Both have huge amounts of open space. This time, it was the bedroom for sure. Why? Because of the weight of the Njoy! I have visions of one day cleaning it in my sink and cracking it in two if I ever drop it. I used to store my previous favourite prostate dildo in a cabinet above my sink in the en suite bathroom of my old house. It was the Lovemoiselle Aveline. A beautiful ceramic dildo. That is until it fell unto the sink and shattered into a thousand pieces. That time, I lost the dildo. With an Njoy toy, it would be fine, but I’d lose my sink.

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So I bounced excitedly into the bedroom with the Eleven, slid off the towel and laid it on the floor. And this is probably the only thing I partially regret about my encounter: I tried the small end first. I say small, it’s not small at all. It’s <size>, which is big for most toys and probably too large for most toy users. But, as a self confessed size queen, I love huge toys. I hadn’t used one that big for a while though, and I didn’t think I would be able to manage the larger of the two ends without using something else to warm up with, first. I still wanted to have my breath taken away though, so I went straight for the smaller end Normally when using bigger toys I use something like the Tantus Adam (smaller than the Eleven) then hit something huge like the Tantus T-Rex. I thought the small end without a warm up would take my breath away, and it did, but I think I’d have been able to go straight to the larger end, which I somewhat regret. I’d have loved for my first experience of what is now one of my favourite toys, to have been unbelievable.

As it is though, my first experience was still amazing. It definitely took my breath away, too. There’s something about lubing up a huge toy, pressing it against yourself and having to push hard to slide it in anally. When you can feel yourself stretching wider and wider, with every millimetre deeper you go. When finally you feel the maximum girth opening you up and you give it an extra firm push until you feel the pop of it sliding in fully and your muscles ever so slightly relaxing around it. It’s definitely one of my favourite things. It’s up there with scoring a try in rugby, slam dunking a basketball or bench pressing 100kgs.

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After I tried the smaller end, I had to give the larger a go. I had to. It was calling to me. And it was amazing. It was breathtakingly good. I’m honestly unable to speak when I’m using the larger end. You could ask me anything and I’d just look at you blankly, trying to keep breathing. It’s not just the sheer size, either. The Eleven is amazing due to the sum of all its attributes. The size is immense, but not the largest I own. It’s the size coupled with the solid unflinching material and, possibly the most important, the shape. This is why the Eleven is so much better for anal penetration that the Pure Wand, particularly for prostate play.

Prostate play is amazing with the Eleven. I could feel the smaller end pushing hard against my prostate when I first tried it out. With the large end, it was another level of intensity. With smaller toys, if I want to “milk” my prostate, then I have to angle the toy in a certain way, to ensure enough pressure is applied to my prostate and then move it back and forth releasing and applying pressure at the right points. With this, there’s no need at all. Particularly with the large end. About 15 seconds into using it, my prostate was being inadvertently milked and I could do nothing to stop it. The sheer size, coupled with the finely shaped bulbous end ensured my prostate was being squarely hit, no matter what I did. It was wonderful.

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For those of you who don’t know much about prostate milking, it’s a process of manually forcing ejaculation via manipulation of the prostate and surrounding areas. Although the testes produce semen, the majority of it is actually stored inside the body, within the seminal vesicles. This means that, when you orgasm, most of the semen you’ll ejaculate will have already been inside you. These seminal vesicles are above and behind the prostate, which is itself located a couple of inches or so inside the rectum. With prostate milking, you can apply pressure to the seminal vesicles directly, or via the prostate, and it will squeeze out the semen inside them, forcing it out through the penis. There are no involuntary muscular contractions so it’s not an orgasm, but it is still amazing! It can feel a little frustrating the first time it happens, but once you acclimatise to it, you’ll love it. It’s so hot to watch, too. When you’re laying down sliding the Eleven in and out and you look down to see your penis pumping out hot, thick semen; it makes you feel phenomenal. And that’s exactly how I felt using the Eleven for the first time.

After a while playing with the larger end, I gently slid it out, washed it (carefully) and put it back into its pouch until the next day. I was a little flustered so had to go and calm down. I love the feeling of being recently penetrated and with huge toys, it’s exponentially increased. So I made myself a drink and just smiled to myself as I tried to relax.

The next day, I went straight for the biggest end. I knew it would be an effort without warming up, especially as I often tighten up the day after using a large toy, but I had to try it. So I laid down, lubed myself and the toy up with some Sliquid Sassy (you really have to try it, if you haven’t already, it’s probably my favourite anal lube) and set about going in. It wasn’t easy, that’s for sure. I had to really push. But the feeling of it popping inside was just fantastic. It made my whole body tense and gasp for breath, once more. Instantly I started to milk myself without even trying, just like the day before. With the larger end, the Eleven isn’t as much of a thruster as other toys, or even the Eleven itself, if you use the other end. With the large end, playing is more about smaller movements and just experiencing the feeling of being completely filled & a little stretched.

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So the Eleven isn’t a toy for beginners. The smaller end is still huge. If you want to experience Njoy toys and you are new to this, then you could try a small Pure Plug or the Fun wand (which has an end of a similar shape to the Eleven, but is far smaller). But I’d steer clear of this toy until you’re a bit more experienced. The smaller end has a 1.75″ (45mm) diameter and the larger is 2″ (51mm), so they’re not for everyone. It’s 11″ long too, in case you were wondering how it came by its name. It’s also worth pointing out that because the Eleven is  crafted from stainless steel, it will feel a bit bigger than other toys that have a little give in them.  But if you *are* experienced and want a toy that will blow you away then this could be it. I can’t believe I waited so long to be sent one to review. I should have bought one years ago!

Now there are a few things to keep in mind if you buy one of these. Firstly, they’re very, VERY heavy. If you wash it in the sink, be super careful as if you drop it, the toy will be just fine, but you’ll need a new sink. Secondly, don’t use anything abrasive on it when cleaning. It’s very tough, as you can imagine, but it’s incredibly smooth so keep it away from your sandpaper collection if you want it to stay that way. Other than that, you should be fine. As with any large toy (or indeed any toy whatsoever), you should be careful not to force things. Use plenty of lube, relax, and take things slowly. If it hurts, just stop and try again another day.

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So, if you want to buy one (and you should), you can pick one up from UberKinky here in the UK for £199.99 (which is the cheapest I’ve found) and if you’re in the US, you can order directly from njoy themselves here for $310. It’s also Njoy’s eleventh birthday this year, so theres even more of a reason to celebrate if you buy one!

Njoy!

 

P.S. I’m not the only one to love this toy. If you want to read a review from a female perspective, check out my friend Cara Sutra’s awesome review!

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6 Comments


  1.  
    Gert

    In many ways you are a Hero. First of all to test the Eleven, secondly for sharing the intimacy photo’s Appreciated.

    Best regards,
    Gert
    (from Holland)




  2.  

    Your photography is awesome… LOVED your review. I recently picked up the Pure Wand after hearing great things, and I love it. I have picked up the Eleven in the shop just to hold it, and good lord- you’re right, you’ll need a new sink if you drop it..or new floor tiles. It’s durable and heavy! LOVE nJoy, great for temp play..feels fab warm!




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      Awesome!

      The Pure Wand is great too, just not really the right shape for prostate play, which is where the Eleven excels.

      And yes, the heaviest toy I own by a mile!




  3.  

    Wow, that looks like a great toy. Maybe a bit big for me but the aesthetics are really nice.





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