Review: Rocks Off Butt Boy for Lovehoney
I wanted to start with that as my Rude Boy was one of the most disappointing products I’ve tried. I’m still astounded that it ever made it into production,which my last review said in no uncertain terms. Sure, you can use it in a way other than intended and it can sorta work, but that’s like giving a radio a good review because it makes a good paperweight…
This, on the other hand, is far better. It probably won’t revolutionize the way you jack off or give you mind blowing orgasms, the likes of which you’ve never seen, but it does what it’s supposed to and it works.
With the Butt Boy, Rocks Off have away from their previous formula of prostate toy shapes. This one is shorter and isn’t curved, rather it’s cone shaped, which works. Their previous designs were all too long and too curved. The only way to use a Rude Boy to stimulate your prostate is to use the perineum massager as a handle and wield it like a Pure Wand. The issue with that approach though, is that the bullet vibe just makes your hand buzz and, well, that’s not what you bought the toy for anyway.
All the toys in this range are designed to be inserted fully and for the vibe to massage your perineum. As far as I can tell, this is the only one that enables the user to do that comfortably. I certainly wouldn’t even advise trying with a Rude Boy, lest you wish to injure yourself and risk an embarrassing trip to Accident & Emergency.
With the Butt Boy, you can do just that, however. It can easily be inserted all the way in, leaving the vibrating portion resting snugly against your perineum. From here you can, well, do whatever you like as you will have both hands free, which has its advantages… All toys in the ‘Boy’ range are designed so you can insert them, sit down and then rock back and forth to experience changes in pressure internally (specifically on the prostate). Whilst this is certainly possible, it felt a little awkward to me. This isn’t because of the toy. For me, sitting down and rocking just feels a little awkward, anyway. Whether my legs are outstretched or crossed, when I’m sitting upright, I don’t feel like I have enough access to play. For me, a far better position is with my legs open wide and when I’m leaning back. Everything is then exposed and can be reached easily without contorting my wrists. This is how I use most plugs and this one is no exception. I have found myself holding it in place and pushing the base against my perineum for a little more sensation but it can easily be used completely hands free.
Like all Rocks Off products, it’s very well made. The silicone is firm, but not hard and it’s well constructed. The bullet is sufficient but not really that powerful (like most bullets, sadly). The base of the toy would actually fit a much larger bullet inside. I’m not really sure why Rocks Off choose their smallest bullets for the products. An immediate improvement to all toys in this range would be to use their bigger, more rumblier bullets. The one provided does the job however, and you can feel the vibrations internally, all the way to the top of the toy.
To summarise, this is the best Rocks Off‘ toy in the range. It’s the best shape, the best size, the best design. If you’re thinking about buying a dual prostate/perineum toy and want something a little bigger then this is probably the only one you should look at. Go buy one, here!
To end, I’d just like to thank Alice at Lovehoney for sending this toy to me. I wrote in my last Rocks Off review that I wanted to try one of these out and, after reading it, she sent me one! Thank you so much 🙂