Sex toy reviews from a discerning chap

 
 


 
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Review: Fleshlight Flight for Lovehoney

The Fleshlight Flight – the new Fleshlight with a “stylish, aerodynamic design and discrete insert”.  Really Fleshlight? Aerodynamic? I’m not saying the original Fleshlights are perfect, but I don’t think anyone,...
 

February 23, 2014



 
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Male Chastity Day – February 15th 2014

In case you’re not aware, February 15th 2014 is the first International Male Chastity Day! It started out in a conversation between a couple of Twitter users, @Keyheld and @ChastityLife247 who had the brilliant idea of a ...


 
 
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Review: Exobelt V1 for UberKinky

I’d like to start this review by mentioning that it’s in aid of Male Chastity Day, which is on February 15th, the day after St. Valentine’s Day.  It’s a promotion run by UberKinky (and I think possibly ...
 

February 12, 2014



 
Butt Plug
 
Sex And Metal Jewel Butt Plug
Sex And Metal Jewel Butt Plug
Sex And Metal Jewel Butt Plug

Review: Jewel Butt Plug for SexAndMetal.com

I’d been wanting another stainless steel butt plug since I was sent the Njoy Pure Plug to review a couple of years or so, ago. So when Sex And Metal contacted me asking me to suggest something I’d like to review, th...
 

February 3, 2014



 
 
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Review: CB-6000 Chrome Edition for AssCode.com

Regular readers of this blog will know I’m a bit of a chastity fiend.  I know that sounds a bit paradoxical, a sex toy reviewer who wants to limit their orgasms, but trust me, it’s a lot of fun!  I like to think o...


 
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Review: Envy Black Mesh Thong for Bondara

I’ve been meaning to review this pair of underwear for a while and, as Bondara have them in their latest sale, I thought it would be a good time! Just to be clear, Bondara did send me these (and a bunch of others) in exch...
 

December 23, 2013



 
 
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Pulse-7

Review: Pulse for Hot Octopuss

I received a Pulse from Hot Octopuss recently, in return for a review.  The Pulse is a toy that was launched recently and has been touted as the world’s first “guybrator”.  At the very least, that’s a bit of a fib as ...
 

December 17, 2013



 
Chastity Device
 
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Review: Metal Worx Cock Cage for SexShop365.co.uk

It’s  about time I checked out another chastity device. At least, that’s what I thought when Sex Shop 365 emailed and asked me if I wanted to review anything.  I’d actually been asked the same question by a lot of new c...


 
 
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Nalone-9

Review: Nalone Pulse for Lovehoney

This review is a little bit late. I had hoped to be one of the first to review one of these things, but I received it the same time I received the keys to my new house and, well, I’ve been a bit busy. But it’s still...


 
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A little urethral penetration with your double espresso...?
A little urethral penetration with your double espresso...?
A little urethral penetration with your double espresso...?

Steel is sexy

It’s been a while since I took any sex toy photography.  In the mean time, here’s a shot I took a while ago. It’s of a chastity device called the “Cock Trap” which consists of a long urethral soun...