Sex toy reviews from a discerning chap

 


 
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Electrosex
 

Review: E-Stim Helix

The E-Stim Helix is one of those toys I just stumbled into. It all started when I was checking out the E-Stim website and had a couple of questions about their products. I’d already owned one of their machines, for some t...
 

November 6, 2017



 
Photographic
 

Locktober – The Latest Event To Encourage Longer Term Chastity In Relationships

It’s not unusual for communities to come together and create events to encourage more people to take part in their chosen activity or lifestyle choice. There are specific days supposedly for certain things. Days for givin...


 
 
 
Chastity Device
 

Review: Steel Pleasures Male Chastity Unit

It’s 2017 and, as usual, I’m reviewing on my way to work. I’m sat here on the train, locked in this very chastity device and I haven’t had an orgasm for over six weeks. Six weeks isn’t very long, I...


 
Thoughts
 

Consent Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love We-Vibe

I was going to call this post “Consent Or Why It Matters That We-Vibe Stole Our Data” but I couldn’t help but throw in the Dr. Strangelove reference. I guess I’m too big a Peter Sellers fan to let that o...
 

April 12, 2017



 
 
 
Chastity Device
 

Review: Behind Barz Chastity Belt – Complete System

EDIT: At the moment the Complete System is £100 off due to Male Chastity Day! Use code MCD2017 at the checkout! Many of you will remember me upgrading from regular chastity devices to a full belt, about a year ago. At the time,...


 
 
BDSM
 

Review: Master Series Equine Silicone Bit Gag with Nipple Clamps for UberKinky

Vikki from UberKinky asked me recently if I’d like to review some nipple clamps for her. At first I wasn’t sure as, since I had both nipples pierced a few years ago, clamps that worked for me aren’t quite as e...


 
 
 
Urethral Toy
 

Review: Hegar Sounds (Complete Set)

I’ve used urethral sounds for years. I have a number of reviews for individual urethral penetrators on here, but you may be surprised to find out that this is my first review of a complete set. I actually own lots of comp...


 
 
Underwear
 

Review: Andrew Christian Werkin Boxer with Show It Tech for UberKinky

It’s been a while since I’ve reviewed some underwear so I was very pleased when Mistress Vikki from UberKinky emailed me offering me these (Andrew Christian Werkin Boxer with Show It Tech) in exchange for this post....


 
 
Photographic
 

A Second Chastity Belt

Remember my first chastity belt? You can click here for the review if you want to refresh your memory or if you haven’t already read it. Well, I have my second on the way! If you just want a visual reminder of what it loo...


 
 
Dildo
 

Review: Njoy Eleven

Firstly, I’d like to thank njoy for sending me the Eleven to review. It’s been on my list for years and I had been hoping that, one day, somebody would send me one. To my joy, an njoy rep spotted my tweet about one ...