Sex toy reviews from a discerning chap

 


 
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Thoughts
 

Consent Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love We-Vibe

I was going to call this post “Consent Or Why It Matters That We-Vibe Stole Our Data” but I couldn’t help but throw in the Dr. Strangelove reference. I guess I’m too big a Peter Sellers fan to let that o...
 

April 12, 2017



 
 
Chastity Device
 

Review: Behind Barz Chastity Belt – Complete System

EDIT: At the moment the Complete System is £100 off due to Male Chastity Day! Use code MCD2017 at the checkout! Many of you will remember me upgrading from regular chastity devices to a full belt, about a year ago. At the time,...


 
 
 
BDSM
 

Review: Master Series Equine Silicone Bit Gag with Nipple Clamps for UberKinky

Vikki from UberKinky asked me recently if I’d like to review some nipple clamps for her. At first I wasn’t sure as, since I had both nipples pierced a few years ago, clamps that worked for me aren’t quite as e...


 
 
Urethral Toy
 

Review: Hegar Sounds (Complete Set)

I’ve used urethral sounds for years. I have a number of reviews for individual urethral penetrators on here, but you may be surprised to find out that this is my first review of a complete set. I actually own lots of comp...


 
 
 
Underwear
 

Review: Andrew Christian Werkin Boxer with Show It Tech for UberKinky

It’s been a while since I’ve reviewed some underwear so I was very pleased when Mistress Vikki from UberKinky emailed me offering me these (Andrew Christian Werkin Boxer with Show It Tech) in exchange for this post....


 
Photographic
 

A Second Chastity Belt

Remember my first chastity belt? You can click here for the review if you want to refresh your memory or if you haven’t already read it. Well, I have my second on the way! If you just want a visual reminder of what it loo...


 
 
 
Dildo
 

Review: Njoy Eleven

Firstly, I’d like to thank njoy for sending me the Eleven to review. It’s been on my list for years and I had been hoping that, one day, somebody would send me one. To my joy, an njoy rep spotted my tweet about one ...


 
 
Urethral Toy
 

Review: Steel Power Tools 10mm Double Ended Ribbed Urethral Dilator for Lovehoney

I was sent this huge sound recently by Lovehoney (thanks, Leanne and Jess!) in exchange for this review. I’ve reviewed sounds for them in the past and they wanted to know what this one was like. I reviewed a sound for Jes...


 
 
 
Electrosex
 

Review: ElectraStim Jack Socket

This review is a first. Not a complete first, the way reviewing my first anal toy was or my first urethral sound, but it’s close. This particular combination of technology and design is a first*. And not just for me, eith...
 

March 17, 2016
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Underwear
 

Review: Ergowear thong

This is a long term review. So long term, in fact, that I don’t believe you can actually buy this particular set of underwear. But the style & form factor are both still very much alive, so I think it’s still wo...